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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
reptilianrapscallion420
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ANDY DIDNT REMEMBER THIS AND I HAD TO LOOK FOR THE POST HONESTLY I FORGOT HOW HORRIFYING IT IS

poisonedapples

WHAT I S T H I S

milomeepit

I love reblogging this just to see the unified screams of terror, confusion, and/or groans from veterans of this 😂

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honestly he’s pretty fucking great at initiating people into the fandom

milomeepit

I believe it!

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fandomsandanythingelse

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK?

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE

Leave it in the void

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>:( Let my child hang round

what-even-is-thiss

*grabs ax*

Welp, time to kill everyone again. There will be no survivors this time.

just-a-random-word

wow why is everyone against my son >:(

captainhadeslover

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psychoticsean

oh god…

alliedoesstuff

@virgilsandersakaanxiety what are your thoughts on this abomination of man

virgilsandersakaanxiety

Um… well…

I know Patton isn’t fond of me swearing but…

What the everlasting fuck is that?

Virgil x

broadwaytheanimatedseries

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Originally posted by thenobleedgelord

author-trash

Why is this on my dash again? You know what? If I have to suffer

@roman-ciful

@virgilanxiety

@im-p-short

@whatssunlightlol

@pastel-patton123

@lacrimosathedark

You have to also

roman-ciful

ASH WHAT THE FUCK

addieshay

Ash stop this monstrosity

author-trash

n e v e r

roman-ciful

why is it back

author-trash

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Originally posted by evilmuffin

Meeee!

roman-ciful

why do you keep reviving cursed posts

author-trash

It’s fun! Besides, Centhomas is a beautiful creation!

roman-ciful

he has a name??????

author-trash

Yes

anxious-fander-talian-bean

I don’t know wtf that is but I’m suffering and I’m dragging all of my followers down with me.

Especially all of you> @stars-in-mine-eyes @thatsanswitch @fandergecko @alurea-actually @hi-disappointed-im-daughter @virgilisaneternalmood @failureofaesthetics

stars-in-mine-eyes

ಠ▃ಠ Why meee?!

rosetherandomreblogger

WHY IS THIS BACK ON MY DASH???? @author-trash I BLAME YOU FOR THIS

rosetherandomreblogger

Bringing this back.

just-a-random-word

bold of you to think he was gone.

rosetherandomreblogger

Good point.

i-can-explain-really

@phlying-squirrel @minamishipsit @milomeepit @theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly

phlying-squirrel

WHY DID YOU BRING HIM BACK!?

rosetherandomreblogger

SOMEONE HAD TO!

just-a-random-word

he was gonna be back soon anyway, its his birthday in 19 days

helloimjusthereforthecomments

Oh look, my son is back

just-a-random-word

Your son?

nyamafriend

WHY IS THIS HERE AGAIN

fandoms--fandoms-everywhere

yaaaaaaaay! i love my son

just-a-random-word

Your son?

fandoms--fandoms-everywhere

well he is now

just-a-random-word

mmmm no he’s my son sweetie

fandoms--fandoms-everywhere

hhhhhh fine can i be that one aunt thats like, just, there

just-a-random-word

sweet

c0nst3ll4t1ons

not again- why?

@chally-wally @have-a-pantastic-day @themicrosoftnerd @septicsketches

princeanxious

I live for the chaos this post brings xD

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly

LET THIS VILE CREATURE PERISH IN THE FIERY FIELDS THAT ECHOES WITH THE CRIES OF THE DAMNDED FROM WHENCE IT WAS BORNE

supremestoverlord

REVIVE

the-incedible-sulk

its tiME TO STOP AND LET TUMBLR EAT THE POST

marquis-de-large-baguette

@thatawkmomentwhenulickafry @sleepdeprivedanddeadinside You guys have to suffer with me here.

thotslayer-supreme

HES BACK

the-doctors-nerdy-companion

@teacupfulofstarshine DID YOU SEE THIS

teacupfulofstarshine

i’m actively trying to avoid this

dailyssidesdrabbles

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hi-alex-the-ghost

I can’t believe I’m doing this

@royallyanxious @virgils-hoodie @all-da-fandoms @peachy-pattoncake @randomslasher @logically-asexual @logan-exe @romanasanders @vigilantvirgil @pattonly-absurd

Sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyy

all-da-fandoms

YAY I LOVE CENTATHOMAS @gabe-killed-me-with-ace-cream @asexual-trashbag @fandomsandanythingelse YES LOOK!

fandoms-winkitywonk

W H Y IS CENTHOMAS BACK

analogical-lovechild

Nah, I’m dragging people to look at this if I have to. @mewsicalmiss @amethystdarkwolf @the-skeleton-of-a-fish @thegnatnat @keelywinchester @vergeangst

amethystdarkwolf

OH COME ON I ALREADY SAW THIS!!!! Ya know what?

@side-for-sides @thequeendevious @just-an-anxious-mess

dailypattondoodle

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CURSED CREATURE BACK ON MY DASH?!?!

hauntedsins

Don’t worry everyone, we can fight this!

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WITH THE MISNAKE

dailypattondoodle

THATS NOT HELPING!!!

WHY DO THESE CURSED IMAGES EXIST?!?!

dailykaidoodles

You haven’t seen Centhomas 2.0, have you?

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dailypattondoodle

I WOULD ENJOY IT IF ALL OF THESE CURSED IMAGES GOT EATEN BY TUMBLR

404violetnotfound

IF I HAVE TO SUFFER I’M BRINGING Y'ALL DOWN WITH ME @emodreams2018 @all-hail-queen-mega-bitch

all-hail-queen-mega-bitch

WHY VIOLET WHY

emodreams2018

WTF. THESE ABOMINATIONS NEED TO DIE. NOW.

404violetnotfound

@emodreams2018 @all-hail-queen-mega-bitch I’M GONNA FRICCING TAG Y'ALL AGAIN BC ITS LATE AT NIGHT AND I DONUT FRICCING CARE ABT HOW HORRIFYING THIS IMAGE IS

all-hail-queen-mega-bitch

I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU

dakotathewolfboi

@all-hail-queen-mega-bitch @bunny222 @teacupfulofstarshine @bigfootsbf @raiseafuckingglass

emodreams2018

Really? This shows up on my dash again? Fuck this.

mint-colored-sneakers

@i-will-physically-fight-you (:

i-will-physically-fight-you

Bold of you to assume I’ve never seen Centhomas nor do I still shiver in fear of him. I, for one, welcome our new centaur overlord.

i-will-physically-fight-you

The fact no one has brought back Centhomas in 2020 is a tragedy :(

princeanxious

Well, we have now. Honestly I welcome Centhomas in these trying times. xD

virgil-sxnders

I ALMOST MADE IT THROUGH 2020 WITHOUT SEEING IT SO NOW @romxn-sanders HAS TO SUFFER WITH ME

janus-cane-chaos-fam

I got bored and will now be reviving this for no reason lmao

lemon-is-tired

@reptilianrapscallion420

@nico-the-overlord

ahahahahahahah— y’all have to suffer with meeeeeee

reptilianrapscallion420

LEMON

FUCKING WHY

now i have to drag @bella-bugatti-frogetti-baguetti and @quillshehim into this goddammit

hecateisalesbian
theecamerondallas

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ktkeen96

ITS BACK

ryanvallejo

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

sassafras-manson

IT’S BACK

khan2kool

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

phobs-heh

gonna reblog it everytime

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

oh-danny-boyy

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

middle-threes-eyes

@lower-ones-eyes

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ahollowyear:
“bees-with-swords:
“anexperimentallife:
“ orangecatbuttz:
“ rcktpwr:
“ slimetony:
“ petbud:
“he’s not ugly he’s handsome
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This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly??...
petbud

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

slimetony

distinguished

rcktpwr

rugged 

orangecatbuttz

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

anexperimentallife

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

bees-with-swords

When you reblog Lightning Bison, Lightning Bison gets 200 metres closer to the journalist who called him ugly

ahollowyear

He’s sacred now, btw.

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aikaikaik

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎
- Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!)

MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎Little Big Huge

🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000

🐎Father Chrysler

🐎I Like Your Shoelaces

🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS

🐎squanch

🐎of course

🐎honse

🐎Sisyphus of Plinko

🐎cheese charcuterie

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(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)